Scott Fitness 24 Hour Exercise Clubs
No contracts. No sign up fees. No cancellation fees ... Fewer meatheads and hardly any dipshits. Carnicephalus.
Scott Fitness is for people who want an enjoyable place to exercise. We discourage body builders, grunting power lifters and spandex. There are other gyms better suited. Scott Fitness is a Mipple-Free Zone. Scott Fitness reserves the right to deny or cancel memberships. Smoking on the treadmills will no longer be allowed.
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Did You Know:
1 yr Couple: $600 for a 1 year couple membership. That's 12 months of sweet love and devotion. Actually we don't care what your relationship is. A "couple" is 2 people. 3 people is a "triple" for that matter. You want to sign up right now...
The Living Room: Scott Fitness members Shawnna Journagan and Rusty Sneary are super actors and theater owners right here in the Cross Roads! Read a review of On An Average Day on KCactive.com
Meat Heads: If you can't set the weight down then you weren't strong enough to pick it up. Don't drop your weights. Groaning and grunting is a sign of weakness. Go cry and have your workout tantrum elsewhere. Scott Fitness members don't want to hear you, we're not impressed and we don't want Meat Heads messing up our gym.
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News & Updates:
 Jonetta Stewart: She's opened up her busy schedule for more personal training! She's kind of mean and you're going to love it. Call or email her to schedule your appointment with the owner.
 Ashiatsu: Not an Asian sneeze, Ashiatsu is a form of deep tissue massage. The therapist uses bars overhead for balance and applies deep compression with her feet. This technique is perfect for cyclists, runners, dancers, really any athlete who loves deep tissue work. No, you will not be crushed.
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 John Stone: Scott Fitness trainer, John Stone, says, "Don't be intimidated if you are just starting out. Our first visit will always include a health and fitness assessment. Everyone is at a different place, and I want to know where YOU are right NOW. I also want..."
Induro Cycling:
"Scott Fitness welcomes Induro Cycling to our Westport location!"
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